Our socks are made from the finest quality cotton. We use 200 Needle count machines to make them while most of the companies only go up to 144 needle count. There are 20 to 24 dog faces woven on each pair of socks. Best of all, these socks are super soft and comfortable and they are machine washable. These socks also make make great gifts for anyone in your family and friends.
(Warning…lots of poop talk and a teeny tiny bit of cursing, so, like, maybe NSFW??)
Pardon me for getting so personal so quickly, but - is your poop the same every day? Every time you go? I mean, I realize sometimes dudes like to poop on a schedule, y’all do love you some routine…but that aside, it’s still not the same everyday and you know it. And why is that? Because you don’t eat the same exact meal every day…do you? Let me answer that. No, no you don’t. And there are a lot of reasons that you don’t.